How to Leave Twitter:My Time as Queen of the Universe and Why This Must Stop Grace Dent
Three years ago, columnist and author Grace Dent joined new social networking site Twitter, mainly as a place to dump her surplus jokes, rant about garbage TV, and post exclusive JPEGs of her hot new toenail varnish. But as every ´´Re-tweet´´ and ´´Follow Friday´´ saw her audience figures soar by tens of thousands, Dent found herself centre stage in an all-consuming highly addictive social network revolution. One where the gags, gossip, scandal, and backstabbing literally never stop. Here Dent takes a hilarious, acerbic look at what’s really going on in Twitterworld: Who´s actually tweeting, who’s really reading your tweets, and what’s behind the 140 character lies they tell. She looks at the highs and grotty lows of twitter addiction; the shameless social climbers; the friends you´ll make and the ones you can´t get bloody rid of; the barefaced bragging; the shameful celeb-stalking; and the truth about ´´twanking´´, twitter cliques, angry ´´twitchfork mobs´´, and dealing with trolls. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Grace Dent. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/004177/bk_adbl_004177_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Are you looking for the competitive edge to take your personal brand to new heights and be in control of your career?The secrets to drive massive amounts of traffic to your content without paying for it and dominate your competitors? Become the next influencer where your essence can´t be forgotten by the enormous value you provide to the consumers?Just 10 years ago mass-market retailers were associated with brands. With the development of social media, the shift of tradition brands has gone personal. Social media platforms have provided the link to bridge your content to the consumer with ease. That’s what this audiobook is about. To get consumers to walk across the bridge to your content. The opportunity to provide value and establish yourself as an authority figure. The chance to leave a legacy behind by turning your brand viral so you can automatically turn your followers into customers.To establish a real personal brand, you need a plan. You need to learn to use social media to its full potential. You need to understand each platform and the algorithm they’re built on. I will provide you with the secrets and up to date strategies, so you know which factors to focus on and what is a waste of time. I guarantee that if you follow the strategies in this audiobook, one year from now you will have done a complete 180 with your life and achieved the financial freedom only few have reached.You will learn:The YouTube algorithm to optimize your content to its full potential and rank first page.The up to date must know Instagram secrets to 10X your followers organically in a year.Exposing Facebooks algorithm so one ad can reach millions of views.The Twitter marketing tips that actually convert on your content to monetize.How to identify the content your target audience is looking for and go viral.If you’re looking for how to build a real successful personal brand 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gary M. Walker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149351/bk_acx0_149351_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Not Your Mother´s Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren´t just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children´s stories - if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother´s Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy-tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Rapunzel getting a bikini wax to Old McDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels. The net result is a madcap trip that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin´s Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty´s Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk - in FarmVille). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Eric Martin. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047379/bk_acx0_047379_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Dominate social media - now! Struggling to get your online business to the next level? Know you need to use social media to promote your brand but are unsure of where to start? Want to become a master at using Facebook and other forms of social media to your advantage? This book is your complete guide on how to dominate social media and take your brand to the next level. The widespread use of social media these days is overwhelming - the question is, as contemporary business owners who now need to capitalize on this, how do we use this to our advantage before our competitors do it first? Nowadays, it is not enough to just be savvy with the Internet, using the tried and true marketing techniques employed in that realm. Now if you want the best chances at reaching your audience, social media is your best ally. To add to this challenge, the way companies use social media is inherently different from the way companies have advertised previously. Even if you learn the ropes of how to use your chosen social media platforms, you need to learn the most modern techniques of building a connection with your customers. A preview of what you´ll learn: Detailed analysis on the principle of interconnectivity How successful businesses use social media and what you can do to replicate their success Simple strategies on using Facebook to reach thousands of customers Top six tips to use Twitter to grow your brand popularity Best ways to use YouTube to leave a lasting impression Instant ways to use Instagram to bring your product to the top How to use LinkedIn to increase your public profile How to effectively market your brand Unlock key secrets of social media domination And much more! Don´t leave money on the table - bring your online business to the next level and make your brand stand out. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jeff Machado. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047519/bk_acx0_047519_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Life After College is an essential manual for every graduating student and young professional. It features practical, actionable advice that helps people focus on the BIG picture of their lives, not just the details. Life After College will leave you feeling inspired, confident, and ready to take action toward creating the life you really want. In Life After College, Twitter meets What Color Is Your Parachute? for 20-somethings. Written by popular blogger and life coach Jenny Blake, Life After College provides tips, inspirational quotes, and coaching exercises for every area of life, including work, money, home, organization, friends and family, dating and relationships, health, fun and relaxation, and personal growth. The book is like having a portable life coach by your side - it is a ´´one stop shop´´ that is part journal, part motivator, and part guidebook. Life After College is a powerful life-planning tool that no 20-something will want to be without! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jenny Blake. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/026791/bk_adbl_026791_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A collection of 250 of the funniest pickup lines anywhere! If you love adult humor and a good laugh, then you will enjoy these cute, nerdy, and dirty pickup lines. Many lines can be deployed effectively in real life without the threat of an impending face slap. However, other offensive lines are for entertainment only. You have to decide your level of risk. ´´On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?´´ ´´I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I´d be really hard, and you´d be doing me on your desk.´´ Eighteen chapters include topics such as animals and music, and there´s even a chapter just for the girls, to help pick up guys. Also included are chapters for Twitter and Tinder lines, to help you stand out on the latest social networks. Free bonus chapter: Turn Downs: Hilarious Insults to Make Any Creeper Leave You Alone. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Eddie Leonard Jr.. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/059314/bk_acx0_059314_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the author of Reunion, an Amazon number-one best-selling supernatural thriller. Listed with Goodreads Best Breakout Authors of 2011 Creepy is a collection of short stories, some fiction and some not, that will send shivers down your spine! Creepy contains two of my favorite short suspense stories (´´The Rumblin´´´ and ´´Murdoch´s Eyes´´), but best of all, it includes some of my real life supernatural experiences...absolutely true ghost stories. I was around 10 years old when I had my first supernatural experience. Thirty years later, my ghosts have returned and they are creepier than ever. I´ve seen full-bodied aparations, felt a dark presence practically breathing down my neck, and I work everyday with a ghost who seems more curious than anything. These stories are all inside Creepy, my collection of scary stories. True Stories include: ´´The Shadow Man´´, ´´The Ghost Named Earl´´, & ´´Someone in the Basement´´. These are actual supernatural events I´ve experienced in my life and they are all very scary stories. These ghostly experiences have influenced my writing and allowed me to truly capture the essence of fear and suspense that you´ll discover in my fiction. If you enjoy creepy tales from Stephen King, you´ll love my heart-pounding short stories too. This collection of true stories and short suspense will at the very least, creep you out! If you like ghost stories you´ll love Reunion, an Amazon best-selling ghost story that takes place 20 years after a school shooting, with a twist that willl kick your...well you get the idea. Be sure to check out Jeff´s latest release, Twisted Vengeance, a Damien vs. Sixth Sense supernatural thriller that will leave you guessing all the way until the twisted conclusion. You can follow Jeff on Twitter @TweetTheBook and his blog, The Writing Bomb. Write a review and then look him up online. He´d love to 1. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Scherer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/001494/bk_acx0_001494_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Have you ever wondered how to put social media to use to promote your brand? Have you ever tried to create a marketing campaign for Facebook, Twitter, or another social media platform, only to run out of ideas or end up with less-than-stellar results? Does the thought of trying to learn to use Snapchat for your company leave you cold? If this sounds like you, or if you´ve ever hesitated in any way to use social media as a marketing tool, this is the book you need. This easy-to-understand book takes you through the steps to creating a successful social media marketing campaign, including: Why social media marketing should matter to you Overviews of top social media platforms and their uses Advice for matching your target demographic with the right social media platform Easy-to-follow instructions on how to get started on several top social media platforms, from Facebook to Snapchat Tips for creating great, shareable content And much more! No topic is too easy or obvious. Whether you´re a beginner on social media or are just looking for ideas to keep your existing social media marketing campaign going, this book is full of great information that will help you promote your brand at its best. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Lee Ahonen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/096503/bk_acx0_096503_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.